18 Funny Facts About Engineers

funny facts about engineers

18 Funny Facts About Engineers

#1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

#2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

#3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer’s national dress and Maggi is the national food.

#4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

#5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.

#6. An engineer doesn’t care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.

#7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.

#8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.

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#9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

#10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.

#11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

#12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.

#13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

#14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.

#15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

#16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”

#17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand.

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#18. There is always a hidden folder in engineer’s laptop.

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